" Finally, a book that takes squirrels seriously. I've always known they were untrustworthy oligarchs, and now I have the academic proof. A masterpiece. "

Winston, a Bulldog

Advance Reader (Canine)

" I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my leash. This book is a work of surreal, hilarious genius. I will never look at my dog the same way again. "

Clara M.

Advance Reader (Human)

" I wept. The 'Ode on a Squeaky Toy' perfectly captures the tragic cycle of love and destruction that defines my life. Finally, an artist who understands my pain. Five stars. "

Luna, a Beagle Mix

Advance Reader (Canine)

" This is the most important work of post-structuralist canine philosophy poetry I have ever read. It's also the only one, but that's not the point. It's brilliant. "

David Jones PhD

Literary Critic

" I took the personality test and discovered I'm a 'Revolutionary Poet'. It's been incredibly empowering. The postman now takes my formal protests far more seriously. "

Barnaby, a Terrier

Quiz Taker (Canine)

" Do not read this book on public transport. I started laughing so hard at the 'Flawed Prototype' poem about the toddler that an old lady moved to a different carriage. She thought I was mad. This book is dangerously funny. "

Sophie R.

Advance Reader (Human)